I Got This!
The alarm went off at 5 am Monday morning. "Fuck" I thought to myself. It was way to early on a Monday morning for this shit. I wanted to go back to sleep. I wanted my three more hours before having to get up for work. I was just about to pull the covers back over my head when my phone rang. I rolled me eyes and begrudgingly answered the phone. All I could muster was a grunt. The voice on the other end laughed. "Well good morning to you too" he said with all the chipperness of Disney World. "You're way to fucking happy for this time of day" I blurted out. "Can't we rethink this plan? I mean, there has to be some other way to do this." I thought reasoning with my insane morning company would help me. Turns out that only motivated the fucker. "Too late" he said "I'm already outside, we're doing this!" I got out of bed and dragged myself to the window, sure enough there he was waving at me like a child watchin...